You might be a BodyPump'er if...

...you can visualize the choreography of popular songs when they come on the radio.
...you automatically assume the set position when you're standing around.
...you can "hear the beat" in popular songs.
...you hear cool songs and try to visualize their usage in a future BP release.
...you have a pet named Les Mills
...when you sit in the toilet, you pull your hips back, pull out you chest and check that your knees don't go beyond your toe line.
...when you pass by a construction site you start yelling things like: good work, let's take it home, watch your back when lifting that steel post or squeeze your glutes on your way up!!!
...when you go to the disco, on your first song, you move every major muscle group to properly warm up.
...whenever a pump song comes on the radio you start going through all the moves in your head.
...degrees has nothing to do with the temperature but everything to do with the angles of knees, hips and toes.
...you automatically calculate weight totals when you set out the dinner plates.
...clean and press no longer applies to doing the laundry.
...you prefer to eat donuts with your thumb in the hole!
...when you order a drink at the club, you check to see if the bar is nipple height.
...all your best clothes are BP and LM gear.
...you know twenty ways to cue 2 x 2.
...you know what the Haka is.
...you know the difference between a deadlift and a deadrow.
...you catch yourself talking in sync with the cadence of a song.
...you're from the US and you actually know how to convert lbs. to Kg.
...you're not from the US and you know that a push-up is a press-up.
...you do quick spinal rotations at random intervals throughout your day.
...your favorite passtime is surfing the BP web forum.
...you use a small child to practice the clean and press.
...you sit down in a chair just as if you were starting a 4 x 4 squat movement.
...you've never been back to the weight room since you started BP!
...the traditional weight-lifting wisdom of 3 sets of 12 repetitions simply isn't satisfying enough.
...you can't lift weights without the music!
...you count down the days to each launch ( and here in the US - each BTS Super).
...you think a song sounds better in BP class, than it does on the radio.
...you make sure your wrists are straight as you are driving your car.
...you have your abs switched on while at the office, watching TV, etc.
...you feel an urge to do a lunge while walking down the road.
...you like to stand using a split stance for greater stability.
...you know all of the tracks from the last 20 releases.
...you hand out free BP class passes to the unconverted masses.
...you understand of all the items in this list.
...your favorite colors are red and black.
...you wanna be like Mike!
...your motto is "Become Some Body"
...the Les Mills website is your home page.
...your vacation destination is based on a BodyPump location.
...you're hoping for the release of a Mike McSweeney action figure.

OMG. I didn't think I was so deep in this. But. Too. Many. Of. These. Are. TRUE. EEK!



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